Friday, October 16, 2015

Think the other way round MOMA ..!!

“9 Mahine tujhe peit mein rakha ye din dekhne ke liye” and with this 1 line the DRAMA starts. This 1 line is just enough for any child to do as their mother say’s...

But...

Hang ON...





I have something new for all you moms..
I am going through my first pregnancy and what I feel that this can be like vice versa from a child’s point of view too…
The baby inside their... In your small and little tummy has thousands things to say which can be like thrilling and shrilling..!!
Those 9 months were as challenging for the baby too while he/she was there inside. Everything you did was affecting the baby and that you know, but then what would have been going there inside his mind that nobody knows..!!


“Hey bhagwaan.. kitna hilta dulta hai ye andar, pata nahi bahar ake kya karega?”Hello … for god’s sake let me stretch myself a little. Do you have any idea I am lying down in the same position from hours just because you don’t have any problem. Not it’s my turn OHK..!!

“Mummy ka jo mann kare wo khaye...” Now this is not fare MOM, from past 1 week you are eating the same flavor of ice cream... I am bored now... Can I get something else than this flavor here inside... Hellos KNOCK KNOCK..!!

“TV pe acche channels dekho aur kuch adhyatmik kitaabein padho  ... bacche pe accha asar padega” Ok fine daadi maa.. You are right... Now I know enough about Ramayan and geeta.. But mommy..Please read something interesting also na... I am bored. Aren’t you? Don’t blame me if I become a saadhu when I grow up... It won’t be my fault then... I am warning you.
“Khoob ghee aur makhhan khao beta”You know what mummy, last time I remember what doctor said … don’t overeat. I don’t have enough space here and look I am getting fat here. Please do something regarding my figure, I don’t want to look fat when I am born, please understand... mera figure kharab ho jayega..!!

“Abhi kya .. abhi to jab ayega tab dekhna kaise life change hoti hai”Ohhh come on .. Why you people always blame for a life change in my parents’ life? I mean NOOO... Don’t scare them like anything... And why it’s just for my parents. Just think about me. Wouldn’t it be a life changing experience for me.

I know
I know... you would say and think that’s what wrong in all this that has been taught or said to women during pregnancy. No No not at all... I am not saying that don’t follow the advices of your elders but why not to turn the table other way round, why not to make things a little lighter and think zara sa HATKE ..!!



So from next time whenever anybody talks about these things in front of you or you have an encounter with one of the most emotional and taunting 9 MAHINE ki line … just think about the points and let things go on the lighter node …
After all these 9 months what you thought .. The world must know naaaaa..!!  

Monday, May 27, 2013

Seerat aur Insaan

" Zinadgi mein har us shakqs ko suna jisne dil se .. dil ki baat kahi..
 Nazar ne har us maquam ki dekha, jise dimag ne kaha sahi ...
  Haan ho jati hain galatiyan inssanon ko parakhne mein ...
  Kabhi kabhi waqt lag jata hai ...Insaan ki seerat samajhne mein "
           

"MUTTHI MEIN BAND SAPNE LEKAR CHALI THI MAIN… SAPNE JANE KAHAN UDTE CHALE GAYE … AUR MAIN WAHIN PEECHE KHADI REH GAYI … AB SIRF BAND MUTTHI HAI … AUR MAIN HOON... BHEED MEIN KAHIN.. DHOONDHTI KHUD KO… AUR KHUD KE SAPNO KO..."



Friday, December 11, 2009


Don't u think life is crazyyyyyyy..at least i think so..jo banna tha ya plan kara tha wo nai bani..and what i didnt plan and wanted to be..the wish was there somewhere in my heart and mind..a mike..headphones and radio..wahi bani..!!..RJ..!!Mon wanted me to join civil services and me..haan haan main bhi karoongi but see the destiny..it didnt happen..

U know what ye max logon ke sath hota hai..socha kuch .hota kuch aur..!! But still m happy with the way life is treating me right now..and i know that something much better is there for me with life..so m jst waiting to see ki life abhi kitni crazy ho sakti hai..thats y i said..Life is crazyyyy...